Not feelin’ the holiday hype? Make your stance loud, proud, and unapologetically funny with our "Zero Thanks Given" Anti-Thanksgiving T-Shirt. Designed for those who’d rather skip the awkward family dinner and endless small talk, this tee delivers just the right dose of sarcasm and rebellion—with comfort to match.
Whether you're opting out of tradition or just want to lighten the mood with some dark humor, this shirt is your perfect plus-one. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric with a unisex fit, it’s the ideal companion for chilling at home, dodging turkey talk, or making your own rules.
Product Highlights:
Design: Bold “Zero Thanks Given” quote with minimalist edge
Fit: Unisex sizing for all-day comfort and universal appeal
Material: Soft, breathable cotton-blend fabric that feels as good as not showing up to dinner
Attitude: 100% snarky, 0% stuffing
Perfect For:
Anti-holiday get-togethers
Lounging solo with takeout and Netflix
Gifting your like-minded friends who “just can’t with Thanksgiving”
Stirring the pot... without lifting a spoon
Available Sizes:
XS – 3XL to fit every anti-festive mood.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low
Don’t iron over the print—just like you don’t iron out your opinionsThis year, skip the gratitude pressure. Get your "Zero Thanks Given" T-Shirt and wear your truth with pride. Because sometimes... the best way to celebrate is to not.
