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Ugly Christmas Holiday Sweater T-shirt – Festive Comfort, Zero Itchiness

Ugly Christmas Holiday Sweater T-shirt – Festive Comfort, Zero Itchiness

Turquoise Theseus

Regular price $17.95
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Let’s be honest—ugly Christmas sweaters are fun, but nobody actually likes wearing a thick, itchy wool blob while trying to digest Aunt Karen’s mystery casserole. That’s where our Ugly Christmas Holiday Sweater T-shirt comes in. It’s all the jingle and none of the itch.

This festive gem is decked out in the most gloriously chaotic Christmas sweater-style design—Christmas trees, snow globes, ornaments, stars, and socks—without weighing you down. Think of it as your holiday cheer cheat code: all the quirky seasonal spirit in a soft, comfortable tee you’ll actually want to wear again (and not just ironically). Whether you’re sleighing it at a work party, roasting marshmallows in the lounge, or owning the family photo with effortless style, this T-shirt keeps things relaxed, supporting your right to look silly and stay cozy.

Key Features & Specs:

  • Design: Festive mashup of Christmas trees, snow globes, ornaments, stars, and socks in that over-the-top, cheerfully tacky ugly sweater vibe
  • Fit: Unisex cut that’s comfortable and forgiving after that second (okay, third) helping of pudding
  • Sizes: From Small to 3XL – see size guide below
  • Colors: Comes in various merry hues to match your holiday mood
  • Fabric: Soft, breathable material for all-day wear (and re-wear)

Size Guide:

Size Chest (inches) Length (inches)
S 34-36 28
M 38-40 29
L 42-44 30
XL 46-48 31
2XL 50-52 32
3XL 54-56 33

What It Helps With:

  • Holiday stress relief: Skip the scratchy wool and still get all the laughs
  • Social ease: Be instantly ready for photo ops, ugly sweater contests, and spontaneous carol singing
  • Temperature control: Stay cool while everything around you (including your relatives) heats up

Why You Never Knew You Needed This:

You probably thought, "I’ve already got a Christmas sweater." Yeah, and it probably smells like attic and regret. This Ugly Christmas Holiday Sweater T-shirt lets you fake the festive knit without sweating through your gingerbread. It’s like your favorite hoodie’s laid-back cousin who still RSVPs to the party—but shows up in a Santa hat and a pun.

Ideal For You If:

  • You want holiday comfort without the wool torture
  • You love festive fashion with a wink and a nudge
  • You’re looking for an easy, crowd-pleasing gift
  • You’re hosting, ghosting, or just toasting this season
  • You appreciate irony, but also really like snow globes

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors
  • Tumble dry low or air dry while watching “Elf”
  • Do not iron directly on design (unless you're into melted stars)
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