OMG I'm Like Literally Dead T-Shirt – Halloween Humor Meets Ultimate Comfort
OMG I'm Like Literally Dead T-Shirt – Halloween Humor Meets Ultimate Comfort
Crimson Aphrodite
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Brace yourself—because the OMG I'm Like Literally Dead T-shirt is exactly the Halloween mood you didn’t know your closet was missing. Whether you’re going for undead sass or just can’t even anymore, this tee has your back (and your front). With a hilariously bold statement and unisex design, this is the kind of shirt that says, “I came to slay... and maybe nap later.”
But don’t let the dramatic message fool you—this comfortable Halloween T-shirt is all about laid-back vibes. Made from 100% ringspun cotton, it’s soft, smooth, and feels like it’s been in your wardrobe for years (minus the holes and mystery stains). It’s midweight, breathable, and perfect for cozying up on spooky movie nights or scaring off social interactions with style.
Whether you're crashing the costume party or just lounging like the fabulous ghost you are, this tee lets you stay relaxed, supported, and stylish. And if you love a looser look for better sleep or late-night snacking—just size up. It's that simple.
Key Features & Specifications:
- Material: Solid colors are 100% ringspun cotton
- Weight: Midweight – 4.5 oz./yd² (150 gsm)
- Fit: Modern classic fit (size up for extra roominess)
- Design: Unisex cut, flattering for everyone
- Dyes: OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes (eco-friendly and skin-friendly)
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA
Size Guide (Length x Width in inches):
Size | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 ¼ | 20 |
L | 30 ¼ | 22 |
XL | 31 ¼ | 24 |
2XL | 32 ½ | 26 |
3XL | 33 ½ | 28 |
Why You Never Knew You Needed This:
You could go another Halloween in a scratchy costume that makes you question your life choices... or you could throw on this hilarious tee, look like a legend, and still have room for dessert. No face paint. No glitter fallout. No wardrobe regrets. Plus, if you're an introvert? Instant excuse to ghost early.
Ideal For You If:
- You love comfort but demand flair
- You're attending a costume-optional Halloween bash
- You live for sarcasm, spooky vibes, and soft cotton
- You believe “sleeping in style” should be a thing
- You appreciate clever prints and unbothered aesthetics
Care Instructions:
To keep this spooky masterpiece in top shape:
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry (like the skeleton you are inside)
- Avoid bleach (unless you're going for a real haunted look)
- Iron inside out if you must—but let’s be honest, you probably won’t
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