Hanging With My Gnomies Christmas Family Top
Hanging With My Gnomies Christmas Family Top
Crimson Aphrodite
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Cue the holiday cheer (and the chuckles)—our Hanging With My Gnomies Christmas Family Top is here to sleigh! Whether you're decking the halls, lounging by the fire, or just trying to survive a family photo, this festive, comfortable Christmas top has your back—literally.
With its playful gnome design and bold “Hanging With My Gnomies” print, this top isn’t just a shirt—it’s a mood. It's festive without being cringey (okay, just the right amount of cringey), and strikes that perfect balance of relaxed, cozy style and attention-grabbing holiday spirit.
Made for everyone from Grandpa Joe to little baby Emma, this Christmas family top is available in a wide range of sizes and styles so you can actually pull off that coordinated family look without someone whining about the fit. And yes—it’s soft, supporting, and breathable enough to get you through a day of eating, napping, and arguing about who ruined the mashed potatoes.
Specifications & Key Features:
Material:
- Solid Color T-shirts: 100% Ringspun Cotton
- Sweatshirts: 50/50 Cotton/Polyester
- Onesies: 100% Cotton
Design: Unisex cut perfect for adults and kids
Dyes: OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Weight: Midweight (4.5 oz./yd² or 150 gsm)
Printed & Shipped: Proudly in the USA
Size Guide:
Adults – T-shirt
Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
---|---|---|
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 ¼ | 20 |
L | 30 ¼ | 22 |
XL | 31 ¼ | 24 |
2XL | 32 ½ | 26 |
3XL | 33 ½ | 28 |
Adults – Sweatshirt
Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
---|---|---|
S | 27 | 20 |
M | 28 | 22 |
L | 29 | 24 |
XL | 30 | 26 |
2XL | 31 | 28 |
3XL | 32 | 30 |
4XL | 33 | 32 |
5XL | 34 | 34 |
Toddlers – T-shirt
Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Weight (lbs) | EUR Size | Age |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
2T | 12 | 15 ½ | 30–33 | 92 | 2 |
3T | 13 | 16 ½ | 33–36 | 98 | 3 |
4T | 14 | 17 ½ | 36–40 | 104 | 4 |
5T | 15 | 18 ½ | 40–45 | 110 | 5 |
Onesies – Infant Bodysuit
Size | Width (in) | Baby Length (in) | Baby Weight (lbs) |
---|---|---|---|
3-6M | 9 3/8 | 20–25 | 12–16 |
6-12M | 9 7/8 | 25–28 | 16–22 |
12-18M | 10 3/8 | 28–30 | 22–27 |
18-24M | 10 7/8 | 30–32 | 27–30 |
What It Helps With:
- Saving family photo day from fashion disasters
- Looking like you have it together, even when you don’t
- Creating cozy holiday memories while staying relaxed and comfortable
Why You Never Knew You Needed This:
You didn’t know it, but what your soul really needed was to match with your toddler in a gnome shirt while sipping hot cocoa. Suddenly, you're the coolest family on the block (and it’s not even because of the light-up reindeer in your yard). This top brings instant joy, maximum comfort, and a high probability of compliments at dinner.
Ideal For You If:
- You’re hosting (or surviving) a family gathering
- You love a good pun and a better gnome
- You value comfortable clothes you can eat three servings of pie in
- You secretly want your Instagram post to go a little viral
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry for best results
- Do not iron directly on print unless you want your gnomie to melt
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