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Feed Me Pie And Tell Me I'm Pretty Hoodie – The Only Thanksgiving Hoodie That Gets You

Feed Me Pie And Tell Me I'm Pretty Hoodie – The Only Thanksgiving Hoodie That Gets You

Crimson Aphrodite

Regular price $41.95
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Wrap yourself in sass and pumpkin spice with the Feed Me Pie And Tell Me I'm Pretty Thanksgiving Hoodie. It’s bold. It’s comfy. It demands dessert and validation—and honestly, don’t we all? Whether you're crashing on the couch post-feast, dominating Friendsgiving, or just vibing through November with a latte in hand, this Thanksgiving hoodie delivers warmth, humor, and big fall energy.

Made from a soft yet durable cotton-poly blend, it’s breathable enough for daytime errands and cozy enough for fireside naps. The cheeky front print makes this an attention-grabbing favorite that’ll have people laughing and complimenting you—even if you’re still eating your second slice of pecan pie.

Features That’ll Make You Say “Yaaas”:

  • Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fit: Classic fit; size up 1–2 sizes for a gloriously oversized, blanket-like feel
  • Weight: Midweight 8 oz./yd² (271 gsm) – perfect for fall layering
  • Design: Unisex, flattering, and ready to impress at Thanksgiving dinner
  • Eco Bonus: Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes for guilt-free slay
  • Origin: Printed and shipped with care from the USA

Size Guide (Length x Width in inches):

Size Length Width
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32

Why You'll Love It:

  • Confidence Booster: Science (okay, vibes) says you’re at least 72.3% more likable in this hoodie.
  • Fall’s Best Wingwoman: Pie + praise = instant mood lift.
  • Comfy Meets Cute: Soft enough for naps. Stylish enough for selfies.

Ideal For:

  • Pie enthusiasts and compliments connoisseurs 
  • Thanksgiving gatherings, Friendsgiving feasts, or solo couch snacking
  • People who believe hoodie season should be every season

Care Instructions:

  • Wash cold with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain softness
  • Avoid bleach unless you want a DIY tie-dye situation
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