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Pumpkin Pie Thanksgiving Tee – Festive Comfort in Every Slice

Pumpkin Pie Thanksgiving Tee – Festive Comfort in Every Slice

Crimson Aphrodite

Regular price $26.95
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You know what Thanksgiving really needs—besides second helpings and a nap on the couch? A t-shirt that makes people smile before the pumpkin pie is even served. Enter the Pumpkin Pie Thanksgiving Tee, your new go-to for comfortable, relaxed, and downright cheerful sleep-adjacent attire. Whether you're elbow-deep in mashed potatoes or curled up post-feast in a turkey coma, this tee is the perfect blend of cozy and comical.

Made from 100% ringspun cotton, it’s soft enough to sleep in and sturdy enough to survive everything from gravy spills to “just one more slice” decisions. The modern classic fit makes it a hit with everyone—your Aunt Susan, your picky nephew, and even that cousin who only wears ironic T-shirts. Bonus points for being dyed with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes, so you can feel just a little smug about your sustainable style choices.

And yes—it’s lightweight yet durable. At 4.5 oz./yd², this tee is breathable enough to keep you cool when the oven’s cranking and warm enough to wear while you’re chilling with leftovers and planning your Black Friday strategy. Basically, it’s your Thanksgiving MVP (Most Valuable Pie-shirt).

Specifications:

  • Material: 100% ringspun cotton
  • Fabric Weight: Midweight – 4.5 oz./yd² (150 gsm)
  • Fit: Modern classic unisex fit (size up for a roomier, more relaxed vibe)
  • Dye: OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
  • Style: Crew neck, short sleeve
  • Colors: Festive hues perfect for fall feasts

Size Guide:

Size Length Width
XS 27" 16 ½"
S 28" 18"
M 29" 20"
L 30" 22"
XL 31" 24"
2XL 32" 26"

What It Helps With:

  • Avoiding awkward conversations by redirecting everyone's attention to your hilariously adorable tee
  • Looking festive without trying too hard
  • Staying comfy during long meals, surprise naps, and possibly a three-hour game of Monopoly
  • Creating Instagram-worthy family pics without wearing a scratchy sweater

Why You Never Knew You Needed This:

Let’s be honest—pumpkin pie is the real star of the Thanksgiving table. Now you can match your mood to your favorite dessert. This tee turns you into walking comfort food (in the best way). You’ll laugh, you’ll nap, you’ll take leftovers home—and look great doing it.

Ideal For You If You:

  • Secretly show up just for the dessert
  • Want to sleep through the post-meal chaos in style
  • Are on a mission to collect the best festive tees
  • Like your fashion with a side of wit and whipped cream

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low (preferably while you finish that second slice)
  • Do not iron the print (even if your mom says you should)
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