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Green Beans Thanksgiving Tee – A Side Dish Worth Wearing!

Green Beans Thanksgiving Tee – A Side Dish Worth Wearing!

Crimson Aphrodite

Regular price $26.95
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Bring flavor to your Thanksgiving feast—and your wardrobe—with our Green Beans Thanksgiving Tee! Whether you love green bean casserole or just want to give the turkey a run for its money, this hilarious and comfy tee will make you the life of the dinner table.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Talk of the Table: This tee isn’t just a piece of clothing—it’s a conversation starter. Expect chuckles, high-fives, and the occasional “Where’d you get that shirt?”
  • Ridiculously Comfortable: Made from 100% ringspun cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and perfect for second (or third) helpings.
  • Unisex Fit for All: Designed with a modern classic fit, this tee flatters every body type. Size up for a relaxed look or stick to your size for a true-to-fit style.
  • Sustainable Style: Dyed with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes, so you can look good and feel good about your fashion choices.
  • Just-Right Weight: At 4.5 oz./yd² (150 gsm), it’s not too heavy, not too light—ideal for indoor feasts or post-dinner walks.

Size Guide:

Size Length Width
S 28" 18"
M 29" 20"
L 30" 22"
XL 31" 24"
2XL 32" 26"

Perfect For:

  • Thanksgiving dinner hosts or guests with a sense of humor
  • Friendsgiving hangouts and cozy fall weekends
  • Matching family photo ops (because someone has to wear the fun shirt)
  • Anyone who thinks green beans deserve more credit

Fun Idea:

Pair it with your favorite jeans or layer it under a cardigan for the perfect mix of festive and funny. Bonus points if you bring an actual green bean dish to the table.

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